Today just is not my day. Cut my knuckle up in the library bathroom. Nice lady at reception helped me out.
i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
I love that even Dominos employees realise their name is spelt ridiculously and wrong.
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
can you imagine elrond as your dad
u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like